(word processor parameters LM=8, RM=78, TM=2, BM=2) Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501 Sponsored by Vangard Sciences PO BOX 1031 Mesquite, TX 75150 October 4, 1990 Corporate Structure Definitions Company President Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, More powerful than a locomotive, Faster than a speeding bullet, Walks on water and Gives policy to GOD. Plant Manager Leaps short buildings in a single bound, Almost as powerful as a single engine, Just as fast as a speeding bullet, Walks on water is the sea is calm and Talks to GOD. Production Manager Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, Almost as powerful as a switch engine, Can almost catch a speeding bullet, Walks on water in a swimming pool and Talks to GOD if a special request is approved. Shift Manager Barely clears a quonset hut, Loses a tug-of-war with a locomotive, Can fire a speeding bullet, Swims well and Is occasionally addressed by GOD. Supervisor Makes high marks on the wall while trying to leap tall buildings, Is run over by a locomotive, Can sometimes handle a gun without self-inflicted injuries and Talks to animals. Department Leads Runs into buildings, Recognizes locomotives two out of three times, Is not issued live ammunition or metal eating utensils, Can stay afloat with the help of a life jacket, Talks to walls and The walls listen as well as truck drivers. Employees Falls over door step while trying to enter buildings, Says, "Look at the choo-choo", Wets himself with a water pistol, Plays in mud puddles and Talks to himself. Route Driver (or your particular winner) Lifts buildings and walks under them, Kicks locomotive off the track, Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them, Freezes water with a single glance, In a word, HE IS GOD! -------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have comments or other information relating to such topics as this paper covers, please upload to KeelyNet or send to the Vangard Sciences address as listed on the first page. Thank you for your consideration, interest and support. Jerry W. Decker.........Ron Barker...........Chuck Henderson Vangard Sciences/KeelyNet -------------------------------------------------------------------- If we can be of service, you may contact Jerry at (214) 324-8741 or Ron at (214) 484-3189 --------------------------------------------------------------------