(word processor parameters LM=8, RM=75, TM=2, BM=2) Taken from KeelyNet BBS (214) 324-3501 Sponsored by Vangard Sciences PO BOX 1031 Mesquite, TX 75150 There are ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRICTIONS on duplicating, publishing or distributing the files on KeelyNet except where noted! February 15, 1994 SEXCNST.ASC -------------------------------------------------------------------- This file shared with KeelyNet courtesy of Ron Barker. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The following was in a program called SEXCNST.EXE and it printed out forms. It did not work well with my laser printer, so it is just listed on KeelyNet as a text file. -------------------------------------------------------------------- SEXCNST prints Sexual consent forms, which may also be known as Kim Campbells, or KC's. Given the recent changes in the law, it may be advisable for any male to have his sex partner complete such a form before engaging in any sexual activity in Canada. The program prints six wallet sized forms per 11" page, and prompts for the number required. If you are an active male print a supply and don't leave home without them. For reasonable results it is suggested that the form not be presented to your partner until after a good dinner, with candle light and romantic background music, and with not more than one glass of wine. More than one glass of wine may enhance the mood, but unfortunately may also invalidate the signed form. For best results hold off presenting the form until fore play has made your partner fully receptive. The danger in this is possible complications in any future legal action, so it may be best to stay with the reasonable approach. If she refuses to sign the form run, don't walk, to the nearest exit. Freedom does sometimes come at a terrible price, and this is one of those times. There is space for a witness to sign the form. This is witness of signature only and the witness is not required beyond signature point, though if you and your partner are not too shy it may be a good idea, for your legal protection, to keep one or more witnesses present for the whole event. Do not, however, get carried away and sell tickets to witnesses as that too may cause legal complications. It is not true, in so far as I know, that the Minister of Justice is planning to make it mandatory for similar forms to be included with each package of two or more rubber prophylactics. Nor do I give any credence to the rumour that a one dollar postage stamp must be affixed to each form immediately after signature, and then the form must be mailed, before the activity consented to is performed, to her attention at the House of Commons or to a Suprem Court Justice of your choice. Page 1 This program is free, use it in any way you wish, but please note that you use it, and the forms it produces, entirely at your own risk. The program has been, extensively tested, and worked both times. The forms have been tested five times, but unfortunately the results are not conclusive. Two of the testers haven't come up for air since they got forms signed, two are still in hospital due to partner inflicted wounds, and one is on his honeymoon. It is, nevertheless, hopeful to note that none of the testers are in jail. -------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have comments or other information relating to such topics as this paper covers, please upload to KeelyNet or send to the Vangard Sciences address as listed on the first page. Thank you for your consideration, interest and support. Jerry W. Decker.........Ron Barker...........Chuck Henderson Vangard Sciences/KeelyNet -------------------------------------------------------------------- If we can be of service, you may contact Jerry at (214) 324-8741 or Ron at (214) 242-9346 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Page 2 |------------------------------------------| | KC - Sexual Consent Form | |------------------------------------------| | Petting ( ) Above Waist ( ) | | Heavy Petting ( ) Below Waist ( ) | | Oral Sex ( ) For Me ( ) Him Too ( ) | | Intercourse ( ) (Protected Only) | | All the Above ( ) | |All Above ( ) + Surprise Me ( ) but gently| |I, Ms. __________________Hereby consent to| | the above sexual activity with | | Mr. ___________________ | |Date:___/___/___ Witness:________________| |------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------| | KC - Sexual Consent Form | |------------------------------------------| | Petting ( ) Above Waist ( ) | | Heavy Petting ( ) Below Waist ( ) | | Oral Sex ( ) For Me ( ) Him Too ( ) | | Intercourse ( ) (Protected Only) | | All the Above ( ) | |All Above ( ) + Surprise Me ( ) but gently| |I, Ms. __________________Hereby consent to| | the above sexual activity with | | Mr. ___________________ | |Date:___/___/___ Witness:________________| |------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------| | KC - Sexual Consent Form | |------------------------------------------| | Petting ( ) Above Waist ( ) | | Heavy Petting ( ) Below Waist ( ) | | Oral Sex ( ) For Me ( ) Him Too ( ) | | Intercourse ( ) (Protected Only) | | All the Above ( ) | |All Above ( ) + Surprise Me ( ) but gently| |I, Ms. __________________Hereby consent to| | the above sexual activity with | | Mr. ___________________ | |Date:___/___/___ Witness:________________| |------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------| | KC - Sexual Consent Form | |------------------------------------------| | Petting ( ) Above Waist ( ) | | Heavy Petting ( ) Below Waist ( ) | | Oral Sex ( ) For Me ( ) Him Too ( ) | | Intercourse ( ) (Protected Only) | | All the Above ( ) | |All Above ( ) + Surprise Me ( ) but gently| |I, Ms. __________________Hereby consent to| | the above sexual activity with | | Mr. ___________________ | |Date:___/___/___ Witness:________________| |------------------------------------------|